Now she’s entering the secretive, not-so-pretty world of private equity, aka the land of “vulture capitalists.”
For the rank-and-file, getting bought by a PE firm is usually not a good sign, as it may mean layoffs or other cutbacks coming. But for investors, it can be a bonanza.
Private equity has been around for 40-plus years, says Jeffrey Hooke, a professor at Johns Hopkins University Carey Business School, in part because the high fees are so tantalizing to fund managers.
“It’s survived by being secretive and by perpetuating a myth that it’s providing great returns to investors — it fundamentally is not.”
Oh, and regular people can’t really access these investments. Like most things with “private” in the name, this corner of the finance world is reserved for elite institutional investors or people with verrrrry deep pockets.
Getting back to Kim…
There’s a lot we don’t know about the new fund. It hasn’t begun raising money yet, nor did the founders specify the types of investments they want to make.
On first glance, PE might seem an odd fit for someone as powerful and glamorous as Kim Kardashian, who certainly doesn’t need to go sniffing around for distressed assets to buy up and extract value from. She has become a billionaire, according to Forbes, from the success of Skims, her hugely successful apparel business, and her KKW makeup line.
But not all PE involves hunting down companies in distress, and based on what Kardashian has said so far, it looks like SKKY Partners will lean more toward growth equity — as in, companies that are past the startup phase but could use a little financial engineering, along with some of that Kardashian halo effect.
…Which doesn’t sound like the kind of scavengery that PE is known for.
PE is hot right now. Much like the celeb-fueled SPAC craze of 2020, it’s the kind of investment that comes with a lot of risk. But even if all your deals fall apart, you’re still collecting big fees from deep-pocketed investors.
Which is partly why so many celebrities — including LeBron James, Magic Johnson, Serena Williams, and Will Smith, just to name a few — are putting money into PE.
According to Hooke, a $500 million PE fund could bring in $10 million a year in fixed fees, regardless of whether the fund makes any money.
“If I was a celebrity, I would jump in and start a private equity fund,” Hooke says. “You can’t lose… investors are paying you a lot of money to manage the investments. And you yourself often are putting up maybe 1% of the money and getting 20%-plus of the profits. How is that a bad deal?”
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“I am never coming back again because we found the right person.”
NEW PHONE WHO DIS?
Every year, sometime between Labor Day and Halloween, when it’s still 800 degrees outside but everything is pumpkin-flavored, the Apple gods descend from on high and gift us with a bunch of new gadgets to distract us from our cursed reality.
First up, the iPhone 14 (yes, 14! They grow up so fast). We didn’t see any oh-my-god-wow features, but like in previous years there are some welcome upgrades:
- It’s bigger: The new phones come in two sizes, one with a 6.1-inch screen and one with a 6.7-inch screen.
- They have a longer battery life and “ceramic shield” smartphone glass for when you inevitably drop it down a flight of stairs.
- The camera is getting better and better every year. For the first time, the new front camera has auto focus, allowing it to focus on multiple distances in low light, which basically just means your group selfies in front of the Grand Canyon are gonna look a lot cooler.
- It comes in five colors: “midnight,” “starlight,” “blue,” “purple” and “Product Red.” Whatever that means.
- The iPhone 14 will start at $799, the same starting price as last year’s iPhone 13. The larger iPhone 14 Plus model will start at $899.
The Apple Watch for Outdoorsy Types. This one…this actually interests me. Apple unveiled a higher-end smartwatch designed for people who live in Colorado (or wish they did), are thinking about buying a Rivian, and like to drink IPAs after a long day of trail running.
- It’s called the Apple Watch Ultra, and is billed as the “most rugged Apple Watch ever.”
- The bigger, brighter display makes it easier read in the sunlight.
- It is more water resistant than the regular model and gets 36 hours of battery life on a single charge.
- It’s also got a compass, which doesn’t seem revolutionary, but, like, nice.
Satellite connectivity. This feels overdue, but I’m glad it’s here:
- When going off the grid with the iPhone 14, you can connect to a satellite to send and receive information to get emergency help, even if cell service isn’t working. That could save lives.